Sour Tales ๐Ÿ„ #01 December 2012

Posted: October 4, 2015 in ๐Ÿ„ Sour Tales

In every company there are people who love a cup of tea or coffee. In every company somebody is responsible for buying the milk for those beverages. Milk is not free so everybody needs to donate. One man has made it his business to make sure you do, and his name is, The Soulless Bureaucrat, and these are his Sour Tales. 

Hello All

The Performance Team milk club now has 11 members. Not all members of the club are members of the Performance Team.

I could do a Venn diagram explaining this, but this is perhaps unnecessary.

All have paid their ยฃ2 for the month of December and the club should be solvent for the immediate month.

It was brought to my attention that not all members were aware of the location of milk bottles.

The milk bottles are labelled with โ€˜performance team milk clubโ€™ and are kept in carrier bags with a knot tied on the carrier bag handles. The current bottle is nearly finished.

There is currently a 4 pint bottle placed in the tray at the base of the fridge on the right.

Note: It is important to re-tie the knot after use (ensuring that the bag covers the lid) as a means of preventing โ€˜milk pilferingโ€™, which is the single greatest threat to milk solvency.

Another threat to solvency is cereal eating. Cereal eating from the milk club represents a severe and pernicious threat to solvency.

The milk club is for drinkers of beverages, which require the addition of milk, only. If you like cereal: I suggest you use water.

This should be enough for solvency and Iโ€™m not requiring any new members for the present.

That ends this communique.

Kind regards,

The Soulless Bureaucrat

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